I was in a medical terminology class once where my professor suddenly declared, “Can we take a break? I need to go to the bathroom and wash my eyes”…There was a pause of silence in the room and I wondered if anybody else thought that was abrupt and peculiar.
Unfortunately for me, I heard myself laughing before I could stop it. The professor responded to my inappropriate laughter with:
“I washed them this morning. I guess I just need to wash them again.”
….okay, team….BREAK! Teach has to wash his eyes!